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Observe. A lush forest environment created by Chairman Platinum. The fauna are just as realistic as the flora, with the Chairman's own… realism-based style. The GorillAIphants' aggression is quite realistic as well. Perhaps too much. I ask that you subdue them before we continue.

Items Required:

• GorillAIphant Fleas x6,656
  • Dropped by GorillAIphant

Rewards:

• 1,001 Gold
• 1,010 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Walking further to the right will take you to our urban shopping environment. Go on, have a chat with Robina and Artix. They're prepared to make you feel like you actually have friends. Don't mind the lack of a mall entrance. The Ebil AI will generate one once we obtain more "references."

Items Required:

• Talk to RobinAI x1
  • Talk to RobinAI the Hood
• Talk to AIrtix x1
  • Talk to AIrtix

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 1 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We filled the mall with clones to refine our flat loiterer generation process. Unfortunately, they're packed too closely at the moment to simulate a real outside experience, and perceive a shoulder bump as a way to initiate a fight. How disgusting. Trash these failures. I can't have them damaging the landscape.

Items Required:

• Clone Core x78,324
  • Dropped by:
    • AI Clones (1)
    • AI Clones (2)
    • AI Clones (3)

Rewards:

• 6,762 Gold
• 8,342 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

What in the… I see. It seems that someone fed Works-In-Progress to the Ebil AI. It must have confused mouse cursors for environmental fixtures, and scattered them across Chairman Platinum's masterpiece. You! Grab them, give them to me, and let us never speak of this again. I'll compensate you with a muffin basket.

Items Required:

• Mouse Cursor x4
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screen 1

Rewards:

• 5 Gold
• 5 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Moving past the mall, you will find yourself in *gasp* the midst of a Shadowscythe invasion. The horror. Experience what it's like to be a real adventurer by slaying these…skeletons. Their odd appearance is on purpose, of course. They're supposed to be strange because they're Evil.

Items Required:

• Ribs x45,663
  • Dropped by UNUNSkellingdens

Rewards:

• 16,832 Gold
• 15,474 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Well, would you look at that? It's the Empress of the Shadowscythe herself. It appears she wants to meet her new minion. Wait a minute… is that one of ours? I doubt it- she seems a tad too 'girly girl' to fit into the Invasion area's aesthetic. Occupy yourself by talking to both of them… I have to have a word with the General Manager.

Items Required:

• Talk to GrAIvelyn x1
  • Talk to GrAIvelyn
• Talk to Sally x1
  • Talk to Sally

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 24 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Now enter the Empress' fortress and look in awe at her…aquarium. Tsk, the Ebil AI strung the wrong locations together again. It even interpreted the "fish" prompt incorrectly, and made living filets. Argh, get rid of them before the Chairman finds out!

Items Required:

• Fishy Scales x12,543
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 16,573 Gold
• 7,343 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ah, so the AI has placed Warlic and Cysero's interpretations underwater. Considering that Warlic is the Blue Mage, it only makes sense for him and his friend to be here. Why? Because water is blue, obviously. If you doubt our logic, perhaps a conversation will help you understand the quality of our designs.

Items Required:

• Talk to WAIrlic x1
  • Talk to WAIrlic
• Talk to CAI-Sero x1
  • Talk to Cai-sero

Rewards:

• 643 Gold
• 77 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Ow! Did one of the fish just bite me? And why are the skeletons banging their heads on the walls? You! Destroy these malfunctioning specimens before they bring the entire gallery down! I need to make some calls, and figure out what's going on.

Items Required:

• Tun Flavoring x1
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)
• Femurs x875,844
  • Dropped by Ununskellingdens

Rewards:

• 26,878 Gold
• 7,634 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Agh! One of my high heels snapped while we were escaping from the monsters. Enough of this! Go past the underwater cave, and pull the plug on that stupid Blender. Break your tacky friends out of the tank, too, for all I care! I'll pin the blame on someone else… just GO!

Items Required:

• Ebil AI Blender Deactivated x1
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender

Rewards:

• 7,432 Gold
• 10,101 Exp

The Evolving Environment Art Gallery is still open, but it can't possibly impress potential investors in this state. As thanks for earlier, I'll extend a special offer to you: help me clean up, and you'll be reimbursed for your time. All you have to do is wrangle the skeletons and fish, and make sure that the Blender doesn't wake up again.

Items Required:

• AI Learning Algorithm x1,643,631 (Stacks up to 27,528,340)
  • Dropped by Ebil AI Blender
• Blurry Teeth x94,543 (Stacks up to 945,430)
  • Dropped by UNUNSkellingdens
• Wet Sashimi x64,731 (Stacks up to 647,310)
  • Dropped by Fish (Monster)

Rewards:

• 2,535 Gold
• 6,225 Exp

You will receive one of the following items:

• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92
• Epic Item Name x92

An ideal worker covers all their bases. Empty the Vending Machines in case any of them contain the Golden Mogugu. Don't insert any cards. We scan those to store your personal information. Just break the machines open.

Items Required:

• Canned Toy x60
  • Dropped by Vending Machine (Level 50)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Some of our customers dumped their rare Mogugus in front of the fountain. 'Rare' is just an attractively marketable name. These reds and blues are the most common variety and have the least value. Do away with them. They're tripping hazards.

Items Required:

• Rare Mogugu x15
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (1)
    • Mogugu (2)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Tsk, you should have arrived earlier. The Deal Hunters camped outside the mall three days ago in preparation for the next Mogugu shipment. 'Gently convince' these fellows to give us their spots.

Items Required:

• Mega Sale Haul x15
  • Dropped by Deal Hunter (Monster)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

The Manley Goblets from the last craze have spilled all over the floor. What a waste! We could melt them down to make more. I'll pay you to collect them for me. Obviously, I can't risk getting lead poisoning.

Items Required:

• Manley Goblets x6
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screens 3 and 4

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 4,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

The Deal Hunters are causing a ruckus, attempting to sell each other blind boxes with common Mogugus. All this fuss over mutual scamming is getting loud enough to draw attention. We'll get caught up in it if you don't handle the situation.

Items Required:

• Common Mogugu x10
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (1)
    • Mogugu (2)
• Deal Scam x5
  • Dropped by Deal Hunter (Monster)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We've made it to the front of the line, but the Scalpers are crowding the entrance. EbilCorp hired them to artificially increase Mogugu demand. Inform them that their services aren't needed anymore. Do so with force. It's necessary.

Items Required:

• Scalpers Fired x15
  • Dropped by:
    • Scalper (1)
    • Scalper (2)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

We've cleared the line. Head inside the Mogugu Mania storefront, and capture the Super Rare Mogugus. Perhaps the golden model is among them. Do it quickly before security realizes we're here.

Items Required:

• Super Rare Mogugu x1
  • Dropped by:
    • Mogugu (3)
    • Mogugu (4)

Rewards:

• 5,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

I've unlocked the back door. Head down the hall towards the manufacturing facilities. You'll run into our Customer Support representatives. They will shoot to kill on sight. I recommend striking first.

Items Required:

• Customer Support Tag x5
  • Dropped by Customer Support

Rewards:

• 50,000 Gold
• 21,000 Exp

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Allow me to reveal the source of all Mogugus. Nesting in our manufacturing facilities is the Mogugudra. Defeating it will halt Mogugu production, and give me the opportunity to find and destroy the Golden Mogugu. The craze ends here.

Items Required:

• Mogugudra Defeated x1
  • Dropped by Mogugudra

Rewards:

• 10,000 Gold
• 42,000 Exp

The asset's heads are growing back faster than our employees can harvest them. You. Snip one of its heads off, and we'll let you keep it as payment. It could grow into a Super Rare Mogugu, and auctioning it off could pay for a new house.

Items Required:

• Mogugudra Head x1 (Stacks up to 10)
  • Dropped by Mogugudra

Rewards:

• 2,000 Gold
• 4,000 Exp

You may also receive, at random:

• Common Mogugu x1
• Super Rare Mogugu x1
• Super Super Rare Mogugu x1
• Super Super Super Rare Mogugu

This is your first test, so I've decided to be benevolent. We'll be playing Capture the Flag, because I know you're used to aimlessly running around. My interns placed flags in Swordhaven, Mythsong City, The Oasis, and Embersea. Find them, and bring them back here.

Just so you know, I will be charging you extra for this field trip expense. No parental signature required.

Items Required:

• Swordhaven Flag x1
  • Click on the Red Flag at Screen 14 of Swordhaven
• Mythsong Flag x1
  • Click on the Red Flag at Screen 9 of Mythsong City
• Sandsea Flag x1
  • Click on the Red Flag at Screen 5 of Oasis
• Embersea Flag x1
  • Click on the Red Flag at Screen 8 of Embersea

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 1,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

The next test is history. I would send you to the museum in Battleon, but we just took a field trip in the last lesson. Besides, I don't want you to fall asleep. Valencia can be quite boring.

How about you collect some rocks in /Bloodtusk? That sounds pretty "historical."

Items Required:

• Crystal-Rock Collected x2
  • Dropped by Crystal-Rock
• Rock Collected x2
  • Dropped by Rock (1)

Rewards:

• 1,000 Gold
• 1,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

I would send you to help him with that, but I'm afraid you'd get jealous.

Let's stay away from gold for this test. Instead, collect… uhh… 25 Tomb Spider Legs from /Blackhorn, 500 Grizzlespit Beard Hairs in /Boxes, and 1,000 Gorillaphant Hairs in /Arcangrove. Why? Because I said so.

Hm. That'll keep them out of my hair for… What are you still doing here? GO!

Items Required:

• Tomb Spider Legs x25
  • Dropped by Tomb Spider (Level 41)
• Grizzlespit Beard Hair x500
  • Dropped by Grizzlespit
• Gorillaphant Hair x1,000
  • Dropped by Gorillaphant

Rewards:

• 1,500 Gold
• 5,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

Reading and writing are the next subjects you'll be tested on. Grab a couple of books from the store behind us- you'll be writing an essay about each of them. And while you're at it, defeat the cat up in the attic. It might try to eat your homework, like it tried to eat my soul. Luckily, I don't have one.

Items Required:

• Books Collected x3
  • Click on the blue arrows on Screen 3
• Denied Cat From Eating Homework x1
  • Dropped by Cute But Evil: A+

Rewards:

• 1,500 Gold
• 5,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1

Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.

I need a break from all of these tests. I would get one of the employees to teach you, but one of them recommended Lim in /Swordhaven. Go force him to make some future Ebilcorp-certified robotics. I need an idea to pitch to Chairman Platinum anyways, and his craftsmanship could inspire me.

Items Required:

• Lim Talked To x1
  • Talk to Lim at Swordhaven

Rewards:

• 0 Gold
• 1,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1

So, this invention eliminates ideas in the wearer's mind? I can easily pitch that to Chairman Platinum. But first, you'll have to get it off of Porkon. That might be difficult. Destroying you seems to be the only thing going through his head right now.

Items Required:

• Mind-Controlled Porkon Defeated x1
  • Dropped by Mind-Controlled Porkon

Rewards:

• 3,000 Gold
• 10,000 Exp

Items:

• 1st Grade School Supplies x1